Aries: You will be plagued with a sense of dread this week, Aries. Probably because all of those times you thought you were using Wi-Fi, you were using data. Good luck with that cell phone bill. Your lucky number: 25
Taurus: Love will find you soon, Taurus, but you need to try a new tactic. Starting at people in bookstores is not romantic, but actually kind of creepy. Instead of starting, what about you start a conversation? Your lucky number: 92
Gemini: Your secret self will be revealed this week, Gemini. You have natural leadership qualities, and they need to be used! Just remember to not be too bossy. Your lucky number: 8.
Cancer: This week, you are destined to join an acapella group, Cancer! Just take care of your vocal chords, you don’t want get nodes. Don’t worry, it’ll be aca-awesome. Your lucky number: 8
Leo: Are you part of part of the A team, Leo? You might want to check in with Ed Sheeran to make sure. It’s very possible you could be a part of the B team, or the C team. Your lucky number: 32
Virgo: You will have an overwhelming craving for Mexican food this week, Virgo. And please, don’t subject yourself to Taco Bell. Don’t you have any pride? Or compassion for your stomach? Your lucky number: 22.
Libra: Everyone has their vice, Libra, so there’s no need to be ashamed. Yours just happens to be an addiction to making Build-A-Bears. You’ve acquired quite a large collection. Your lucky number: 16
Scorpio: This week you can only speak using Backstreet Boy quotes, Scorpio. It’ll be a challenge, but you’re up for the task. Just don’t play games with your heart just because you want it that way. Your lucky number: 2.
Sagittarius: You’re known for being outgoing and sociable, Sagittarius. But maybe this week you should become a bit more introspective. Maybe found out why you always have to be around other people. Your lucky number: 30.
Capricorn: Only you can save yourself this week, Capricorn. You must save yourself from the black hole that is binge watching Grey’s Anatomy. Just don’t do it, you’ll run out of tears to cry. Your lucky number: 11.
Aquarius: Let your inner romantic out this week, Aquarius. Treat your lucky date to a nice dinner. Take them to Wendy’s instead of McDonald’s. It’s a bit more classy. Your lucky number: 47.
Pisces: Your week is going to be legend….wait for it…..dary. Legendary! But only you can decide what is legendary. How’s that for taking charge of your own destiny? Your lucky number: 34.
