Aries: You need to drink more water, Aries. And no, coffee does not count just because it is brewed with water. I suppose it’s better than brewing your coffee with an energy drink. It’s all about balance. Your lucky fruit: pineapple.
Taurus: Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t follow your dreams, Taurus. Even if that dream is to become America’s Next Top Model. Just be sassy and learn how smile with your eyes. Your lucky fruit: blueberries.
Gemini: It’s time to let your inner rebel come out, Gemini. You can have your cake and eat it too. Literally. Eat your piece of cake, and then just carry a piece around with you. It’s the best of both worlds. Your lucky fruit: watermelon.
Cancer: Life’s too short not to laugh at your own jokes, Cancer. You’re funny, and everyone else needs to see that. Even if it’s in the middle of class during a quiet lecture. You let that laugh out. Your lucky fruit: mango.
Leo: Time to let go from planning everything, Leo. It is highly unlikely you will be able to pinpoint the exact moment you will realize that country music is really not that great. But it’s okay, you’ll get there eventually. Your lucky fruit: pears.
Virgo: First impressions are key, Virgo. So it’s probably best to not show off your secret talent of ventriloquism with your favorite puppet to your Tinder date. That will result in a less than desirable outcome. Your lucky fruit: grapes.
Libra: If you’re going to set a goal, Libra, you need to do it right. Go big or go home. Can you watch the entire Harry Potter series in one sitting? Can you keep a 1,000 day streak on Snapchat? Your lucky fruit: peaches.
Scorpio: Your luck will take an unexpected turn for the better, Scorpio. Turns out that class you skipped the other day was cancelled. Can’t get much better than that. Your lucky fruit: apples.
Sagittarius: Sometimes getting healthier can be more difficult than expected, Sagittarius. Hard to believe you can’t get the bread bowl with your mac-and-cheese at Panera Bread with the baguette as the side and not lose weight. Your lucky fruit: papaya.
Capricorn: Your eyes are set on reaching higher places, Capricorn. And that higher place is the four flights of stairs that it takes to get to your class in Millett. You can do it, we believe in you. Your lucky fruit: prunes.
Aquarius: If someone tells that they can’t feel their face when they’re with you, that probably means they’re on some sort of drug, Aquarius. When this happens, run very far away from them. Your lucky fruit: banana.
Pisces: Fashion trends always seem to be changing, Pisces, but it is up to you set a timeless trend this fall. Forget your Ugg boots, just wear crocks with fuzzy socks. Instant timeless look. Your lucky fruit: grapefruit.
