Aries: A good night’s sleep is in your future this week, Aries! Say goodbye to that weird reoccurring dream of where you only have a pen for an exam when you need a #2 pencil, and nobody will help you out. Sweet dreams!
Taurus: You will make a decision that will change your entire life, Taurus. It could be as large as changing your major, or deciding to order a burrito instead of a taco at Taco Bell. Both can affect your life in ways that you do not expect.
Gemini: Stuck in a rut, Gemini? Time to change up your daily routine. Start a conversation with someone in the elevator, or decide to take the stairs for a change. Even if you have a class on the fourth floor. Small changes can make a big difference.
Cancer: Looking to plan a special night out for your significant other, Cancer? Try bowling to mix it up a bit. Chances are, both of you aren’t great at it, and you can laugh while eating slices of pizza and making fun of each other. Ah, young love.
Leo: Sometimes technology needs to take a backseat in your life, Leo. Please don’t be that jerk who is constantly checking how many people have viewed their Snapchat story while hanging out with friends. It isn’t cool.
Virgo: Turn that frown upside down, Virgo! It’s a brand-new week with endless possibilities! Well, technically not endless. The chances of you randomly bumping into Channing Tatum and becoming best friends and costarring in his next movie is pretty slim. Anything else is fair game.
Libra: It’s okay to admit that you have a staring problem, Libra. Because most people do, and they’re just unwilling to admit it. We all stare at whoever happens to walk in last. But it’s okay, because at the end of the day, we’re all weird.
Scorpio: Your sense of humor will come in handy this week, Scorpio! Whether that be talking your way out of a missed assignment, a parking ticket, or explaining why you still have Tinder on your phone after dating your significant other for six months.
Sagittarius: The way you speak can really tell a lot about a person, Sagittarius. Are you the type of person who says ‘bathroom’ or ‘powder room’? You can be judged based solely from this. So, make sure you read the room before choosing.
Capricorn: You may face the misconception of being a boring person, but that is very far from the truth, Capricorn. Watching HGTV while sipping on fruit punch is a great way to spend an evening, despite what anybody says. You do you.
Aquarius: Despite what others say, you are not overly emotional, Aquarius. It is perfectly normal to cry while watching Finding Dory. That movie is way too sad at times to be considered a kid’s movie. It’s up there with the death of Simba’s dad.
Pisces: You may be facing some hard challenges in your life, Pisces, but you will get through it. Mainly because cats, icees, and Chipotle exist. The combination of these three things will get you through the darkest of days. May the cat stay cuddly and the icees stay cold and the chipotle stay tasty.
