The stars have a week of emotions and surprises in store for you. Here is your week at a glance with house plants. Check out your weekly horoscopes for September 2 through the 7.
ARIES
Like a succulent dear Aries, you are tenacious and can endure so much. Succulents store water in their leaves and roots. You however cannot store water in your leaves because you don’t have them. Please drink water Aries, all that soda is bad for you.
TAURUS
A zz plant suits you so well Taurus. Did you have to Google what a zz plant is? Same. But just understand that it’s a good looking plant, just like you. Also known as the fortune tree, this plant brings good luck and fortune into your life. We suggest placing one of these in your car Taurus to prevent you from getting anymore speeding tickets.
GEMINI
In the world of fashionable houseplants Gemini, your pairing with the fiddle leaf fig in a match made in heaven. These little leafy friends are just as popular and bold as you. With such a statement plant you should plan your outfits to match the coloring of your fiddle leaf fig. Nothing says besties like coordinating clothes.
CANCER
Like an air plant dear Cancer, you are free and creative. This little plant is free to roam from a sea shell home to a jar shaped like a sloth. They are free to be wherever you place them with very little restraint. You have a strong desire to be free now, maybe take a weekend and your air plant to go exploring?
LEO
Similar to a cactus Leo, you can endure so much. They survive in harsh conditions of the desert and bloom a beautiful flower. Right now the path you are on may feel difficult and as though you’re struggling but take your cactus and keep going. The end results will bloom beautifully.
VIRGO
A bromeliad is often times associated with wealth, charm and beauty dear Virgo. And right now you are every bit of those things. The stars are shining brightly on you and putting the spotlight on your career. Take about ten of these wonderfully colored plants to work and place them on your desk. Your boss will love them as much as you do.
LIBRA
A Rubber Tree signifies happiness and you are every bit of that Libra. Your friends would describe you as someone who could light up a room when you walk in these houseplants have round leaves and often used to soften sharp edges and angles in rooms. You round out your friend group with your bubbly personality.
SCORPIO
A spider plant purifies the air and is associated with being the most caring plant. Right now there’s some toxic emotions and feelings in the air of your home Scorpio. Maybe there was a recent fight or disagreement? Try placing spider plants around all corners of the room. Like you they are so caring, they will clean up that tension with good vibes!
SAGITTARIUS
A dracaena can be described as clever and mischievous for its lead shape and color. Are you feeling a little like a dracaena dear Sagittarius? You soon might find someone who can match your level of curiosity and wit. If you find yourself in a green house this weekend you both will be looking at purchasing a dracaena.
CAPRICORN
An alocasia is often used to described as the plant that grows to the heavens because of its ability to just keep growing. Right now you may be going through some major personal growth Capricorn, it’s okay to take a step back and water yourself with self care. Take care of yourself.
AQUARIUS
A bonsai is the perfect symbol for harmony and balance. Right now Aquarius you are seeking out that balance between your busy life and long work days. On Thursday you will find that perfect form of harmony in a coffee shop. We suggest scattering bonsai plants all throughout your home to encourage these good will vibes.
PISCES
A Venus flytrap is just as unique and quirky as you Pisces! These houseplants are quite uncommon but they do their best to take care of you with their ability to catch insects. This week may feel as though you aren’t catching anything, it’s okay. As the weekend approaches the good news you’ve been waiting for will arrive.
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