It's mercury retrograde! Read your weekly horoscopes to help you get through this solar slump.
ARIES
Focus on thinking before speaking this week Aries. Especially when your roommate asks if her DIY rose gold hair looks good. You will find luck in a food court.
TAURUS
Take time to pay attention to your surroundings the next few days Taurus. We suggest paying attention while driving all the time though. Stop signs are not suggestions.
GEMINI
Have you not been honest with your emotions lately Gemini? Voice your concerns for the lack spoons in the union. We understand why this bothers you.
CANCER
The stars think it’s time to start testing your patience dear crab. Expect some really annoyingly slow walkers in the tunnels and hitting red lights the entire way to work. Sorry, blame the stars.
LEO
When was the last time you tried something new Leo? This week you will try out a new recipe that will change your life. We see noodles in your future.
VIRGO
There’s an eclipse that will throw your exercise routine out of whack this week Virgo. Try to stay on track and maybe incorporate a new exercise or two. Try that weird workout equipment that intimidates you.
LIBRA
Plans that you felt forced to make will cancel early in the week dear Libra. I know, you’re thanking us for that. You are welcome. Stay in and rewatch American Horror Story.
SCORPIO
Start looking at ways to naturally detox Scorpio. Your body is sick of fast food. We do not suggest taking up witch craft though. Try a vitamin shop instead.
SAGITTARIUS
You’ve been trying really hard to make something work recently Sagittarius. You’ve tried to listen to every single one of Fall Out Boy’s new songs but your heart can’t take it anymore. It’s okay to let go.
CAPRICORN
Have you been finding a lot of dimes lately Capricorn? It’s because the universe is telling you that you will be fine. They’re trying to be poetic, just appreciate the effort.
AQUARIUS
Make more decisions with your heart this week Aquarius. Like when your heart says you should nap instead of go out. Do that. Always nap.
PISCES
You will come across a lot of confusion this week Pisces. Try to wade through consciously and take time making your choices. Don’t jump to any conclusions without learning all the facts.
