The sun is emitting some intense heat this week star children. Not in Ohio but somewhere. What all do the stars have in store for your horoscopes this week?
ARIES
TAURUS
Why are you so full of frustration and anger Taurus? The universe sees your frustrations and so do the other signs. It's okay to admit you miss Phineas and Ferb as much as the rest of us. This weekend take time for self-care. Find a new show to binge-watch on Disney Plus.
GEMINI
Your friends are all dying to know what the secret is to stick with a clean diet this week Gemini! Don’t worry we won’t tell them you have the McDonalds coupon app on your phone. Enjoy those likes on Instagram for your acai bowl but the french fries in secret.
CANCER
Do you know the phrase work like a dog Cancer? You might be working harder than your furry friend and starting to feel unappreciated. Have a talk with that good boy/girl. Find out what’s going on. Might just be a phase.
LEO
Words are kinda difficult right now Leo. The stars know you are struggling with putting your emotions and thoughts into sentences. We suggest only communicating in emojis this week. Better yet use Bitmoji. It’s basically you reenacting the emoji in cute outfits.
VIRGO
Start looking at ways to naturally detox Virgo. Your body is sick of fast food. The New Year resolutions are in full swing. (You should probably make healthier ones than a keg stand) We do not suggest taking up witchcraft though. Try a vitamin shop instead or talking to your dear Scorpio friend.
LIBRA
Have you felt watched lately Libra? Like someone or something has never been far from where you are or studying? The stars suggest you keep a bag of candy canes in your bag at all times. That way you can stay alert and throw them at potential stalkers, but with a holiday theme.
SCORPIO
Have you ever considered coming out of your shell to explore the world a little dear Scorpio? Your adventurous Libra friend is looking for a friend to go find new shops in the area. We suggest accepting this invitation to get out of the house this week.
SAGITTARIUS
Have you been feeling trapped under a storm cloud Sagittarius? Well open up that umbrella and use it! Learn to play in the rain and you will find life is more fun and ducklings. You will find lots of ducklings during rain showers. Just make sure to wear a coat, it is winter you know.
CAPRICORN
Watch out for an angry Taurus this week Capricorn! We don’t know why Taurus is angry but maybe you shouldn’t ask. Leave that to brave Aries. We suggest avoiding anyone angry this week and eating ice cream. Experiment with flavors and try new things.
AQUARIUS
You would never admit it Aquarius but you enjoy being in the spotlight from time to time. On Wednesday you will get that opportunity! Someone may ask you a very big task but your guiding star Noot is here to bring you all the confidence you need. Have faith in yourself this week.
PISCES
Stay away from the malls this week Pisces. The stars do not see good sales in your future. Save your wallet and time and wait for next week. On Thursday an old flame will reach out to you, don't forget the past but don't let it brush this person away too quickly. Everyone deserves a chance.
