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Weekly Horoscopes


The stars are here to send good vibes this week dear star children. The pandemic may be in the minds of many but the universe is here to ease your fears.

ARIES

Have you tried hand sanitizer as a perfume Aries? Even standing six feet away, you can attract many. We suggest testing this out at a nearby bike path where people are social distancing.

TAURUS

Has quarantine and chill been less than exciting Taurus? The universe sees your boredom and sending you creative thoughts. Have you ever considered learning how to beatbox? Now is the time.

GEMINI

Are you tired of being asked to wash your hands Gemini? We know it's very mundane. No one reminds you to use lotion. Start carrying lotion to cease the dry skin.

CANCER

Self-isolation has been difficult for everyone Cancer but you know what you can still do? Zoom conference your friends. Enjoy that wine with DeWine this week with your friends and talk about who has watched the most episodes of Friends.

LEO

You might be six feet apart from you SO dear Leo but they are close to you in your heart. Use this quarantine time to write a letter or make a card expressing your love. Then get creative with how to deliver it. A drone? A pigeon? That is up to you.

VIRGO

Quarantine might have you feeling cooped up and bored Virgo. The stars see your struggles. Try rearranging your room and house! Go for some new tranquil look. You can even buy furniture on Amazon.

LIBRA

Has your coworker sniffling on the Zoom calls been driving you crazy Libra? At least you don't have to sit next to them! Take a walk for your lunch break and see the flowers bloom. Adventure is out there for your 30-minute break.

SCORPIO

Quarantine is a perfect time to learn a new language Scorpio! Pick up something new and test your skills on Duolingo. The little green bird may haunt your dreams but it will help you finally learn Japanese. The next Zoom conference, you'll be able to wow people.

SAGITTARIUS

This week Sagittarius a meteor will cross your line of vision, this shooting star is a sign from the universe. Don't give up on your dreams during quarantine. You can still become the next top model. The stars suggest starting a TikTok to document your outfit choices.

CAPRICORN

The stars suggest getting creative with your work out routine Capricorn. Don't use the quarantine as an excuse! Unearth that old razor scooter from your childhood and get scooting.

AQUARIUS

The universe sees how sad you have been without Thirsty Thursdays Aquarius. Transform your kitchen and living room into a club! Be your own bartender and bouncer. Facetime your friends and have a dance party with your dog. Close enough?

PISCES

This week Pisces the universe suggests taking it slow. You've been stressed about the number of times you should wash your hands and hiding inside. Take a walk and have a picnic in the park. Pet a dog. Live your life like there isn't a virus out to get us.


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