What you want for the holidays based on your zodiac sign… however impossible it may be.
ARIES
Anything but socks. Just not socks.
TAURUS
Peace and quiet and a civil family dinner.
GEMINI
Money, you are very deep in debt this year.
CANCER
A new puppy, because you can never go wrong with a puppy… unless you’re a cat person.
LEO
Friends
VIRGO
My two front teeth
LIBRA
Motivation
SCORPIO
A will to live
SAGITTARIUS
To win the lottery
CAPRICORN
A robot to do all of your homework for you
AQUARIUS
A genie and unlimited wishes
PISCES
Unlimited access to all you can eat pancake bar
