Weekly Horoscope | Graphic by Bethany Althauser | The Wright State Guardian
With over 1,000 squishmallow varieties, there is a perfect character for everyone to find and love. Based on your zodiac sign, which squishmallow are you?
Aries
For Aries, Farice is the perfect fit. He is a fluffy brown ferret.
“His kind and generous spirit are truly inspiring. He knits blankets to donate to the local animal shelter and volunteers doing beach clean-ups every Sunday. He never hesitates to help. Need a hand moving or just a nice warm hug? Farice is the 'Mallow for you,” his bio reads.
Taurus
For Taurus, Jackie is the perfect fit. She is a purple and green tulip.
“Jackie and her sisters love to shop vintage; whenever they travel together, they go on a retro hunt. Last month, they found hot pink fuzzy phones that light up when you call. What will they bring home next?!” her bio reads
Gemini
For Gemini, Maggie is the perfect fit. She is a light blue stingray.
“Maggie is no ordinary stingray, she's a stingray with a degree! Maggie just received her Masters in PA and can't wait to start helping people. This helpful stingray loves cooking, volleyball and of course watching medical shows in her spare time,” her bio reads.
Cancer
For Cancer, Fatima is the perfect fit. She is a happy frog with a peach design.
“One 'Mallow’s trash is another 'Mallow’s treasure. Just ask Fatima! This inventive multimedia artist loves working with unconventional materials. From sculptures made of scrap metal to stained glass made of soda bottles, Fatima isn't just creating great art—she's helping save the planet,” her bio reads.
Leo
For Leo, Baratelli is the perfect fit. He is a round green frog with a crown.
“The hills are alive with the sound of tap shoes and top hats! Baratelli loves the limelight, just watch him sing and dance! On weekends he enjoys trying as many food trucks as possible. Baratelli might be a rising star, but he's always looking for a dance partner. Is it you?” his bio reads.
Virgo
For Virgo, Harper is the perfect fit. She is a relaxed pink bunny.
“Harper has a love for building cars and airplane models. She is considered the problem solver of the Squishmallows friend group. Harper seeks new and creative ways to connect people and objects together,” her bio reads.
Libra
For Libra, Gwendolyn is the perfect fit. She is a cute pink bat with a strawberry theme.
“Congratulations to Gwendolyn! This batty just earned her Ph.D. in Mad Science. While the rest of her class hopes to use their degree to create monsters or travel back in time, Gwendolyn has a different dream in mind—to glow in the dark! Think she can do it?” her bio reads.
Scorpio
For Scorpio, Lexi is the perfect fit. She is a bright red and black fox.
“Lexi is quite foxy and full of life. You can't miss her walking down the street in her stylish clothes and bright red lipstick. She has always dreamed of becoming a fashion designer, which shows in her clothing line that was created when she was little,” her bio reads.
Sagittarius
For Sagittarius, Abel is the perfect fit. He is a cute teal manatee with bunny ears.
“Abel wrote a short story! It's the story of a young manatee taking bass lessons and performing in spring recitals. His own fond memories of these parties make the story so real. Abel just submitted his story to a music magazine—he'll mail you a copy when it prints,” his bio reads.
Capricorn
For Capricorn, Chester is the perfect fit. He is a glittery pink shrimp.
“Even though he's small, Chester is a strong shrimp. He works as a stage hand and helps set up many 'Mallow shows. Even though it is hard work, Chester loves traveling and exploring the interesting places he visits on tours,” his bio reads.
Aquarius
For Aquarius, Eileen is the perfect fit. She is a beautiful pink tie-dye butterfly.
“Eileen started a community event called Spring Seeds. On the first day of spring, town residents are encouraged to plant a seed of anything they like and share the growth progress throughout the year. Eileen even sends pictures of her sprouting plant to the weekly paper. Imagine all the gorgeous gardens this will create,” her bio reads.
Pisces
For Pisces, Kai is the perfect fit. He is a confident black and white orca.
“Kai is the King of the sea! When he's not ruling the sea, you can find him searching for sunken treasure. Kai is also a lover of art and shows his creativity by making elaborate underwater sandcastles with his friends,” his bio reads.
