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Weekly Horoscopes | The Wright State Guardian

Have you ever thought about what you would do if you ever won the lottery? Here are some ideas of what might happen based on your zodiac sign. 


Aries, you will likely Immediately spend all of the money on expensive trips to foreign places. At least you will have a lot of nice memories to look back on.  


Taurus, you will most likely go to the mall after cashing out your entire winnings and spend all of it at the mall. Yes, all of it. 


Gemini, you will most likely buy a mansion with a huge estate and later regret it when doing your taxes


Cancer, you will most likely pay off your car and your parent’s car and your parent’s house. Then you will sit around wondering what to do with the other $550,000. 


Leo, you will make a list of all the things that you want to buy, then you will get nervous and not buy any of it. Instead, you will likely give away all the money to a charity so you don’t have to worry about it anymore. 


Virgo, you will likely spend all of your money at a bookstore. At this point, just buy the bookstore. 


Libra, you will spend the first couple weeks trying to decide where to hide the money… and eventually put it under your bed. 


Scorpio, you will most likely save the money and tell absolutely no one that you won the lottery. This will ultimately force you to live out your life as usual. 


Sagittarius, you actually have no idea what to do with the money. You will most likely go to the store and buy groceries and then put the money in the bank and eventually forget about it. 


Capricorn, as unlucky as you are, you will probably lose the lottery ticket and not be able to cash out. What a sad day. 


Aquarius, you will buy a couple of really nice cars – then realize that you don’t have any place to put them. 


Pisces, you will most likely announce to the entire world that you won the lottery and eventually get conned out of most of your winnings.