Aries: Looks like it’s time for a wardrobe change, Aries. We recommend building an entire wardrobe completely made of polka dots and stripes. Not only will it save you time getting dressed, but also a great conversation starter.
Taurus: Brushing up on your history doesn’t have to be boring, Taurus. Try listening to the popular musical Hamilton. Not only will you learn a lot of history, but you will have fun at the same time. Happy listening.
Gemini: Setting a goal for yourself is a good way to measure your progress, Gemini. It can be anything, it’s what is you think is best for you. Might want to stray away from setting a goal to how many Twinkies you can eat in a day
Cancer: Give a go at expanding your vocabulary this week, Cancer. Download a dictionary or a thesaurus app to change up your normal day-to-day conversations. Not only will you sound more intelligent, but it be great for those papers you need to write.
Leo: You will find yourself doing some traveling in the near future, Leo. The term traveling does no necessarily mean you will be going far away. It could simply mean you’re exploring a small town near you. Happy travels.
Virgo: Preparation for certain situations is key, Virgo. But not everything in life can be prepped for, like a tsunami in tornado alley. Probably not likely. Please do not adapt the doomsday-prepper life style.
Libra: If you’re going to invest in anything, Libra, invest in erasable pens. They are all around a great invention, but they will always be needed. This way you have the professional look of a pen, but the forgiveness of an eraser.
Scorpio: A new hobby is coming your way, Scorpio. While there are many possibilities, we highly recommend stamp collecting. Not only will you always have a stamp if you need it, and you won’t be bored as easily.
Sagittarius: Time to start planning your next adventure, Sagittarius. With the weather warming up, why not try your hand at camping? This is where you can connect with nature, and disconnect with technology. Win-win.
Capricorn: Time does not heal all wounds, Capricorn. Well, at least emotional wounds, it usually heals physical wounds. But it’s okay; one day you will be able to forgive the person who stole your tokens at Chuck-E-Cheese 10 years ago.
Aquarius: Love is not always easy, Aquarius. It can mean making sacrifices for the one you love. Like sitting through the latest romantic comedy with Channing Tatum. Just smile through the pain, it’s totally worth it.
Pisces: Graduation is approaching quickly, Pisces, but this is not time to start slacking off. So yes, this means that you need to keep going to class, and care just a little bit. Hang on, you’re almost there.
