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There’s a rogue meteor with a cosmic trail sending the universe some mixed signals. This will place everyone in a focused state of mind. What all does this meteor have in store for your horoscopes this week?

ARIES

Still trying to find the perfect winter drink Aries? We suggest water with slices of winter white gourd! It’s healthy and very trendy looking. Throw in some cranberries for an extra seasonal aesthetic.

TAURUS

Toss on your lucky scarf today Taurus you’re in for a busy week! Social engagements start to pile up for the weekend and it’s okay to say no when you feel overwhelmed! Don’t get too caught up with a chatty Aries though, this person cannot be trusted.

GEMINI

Are you unhappy with your job Gemini? The stars sense instability in your career and see that your boss is a total airhead. We suggest starting your own business! Try your hand at flower arrangements, incorporate unique objects and candy into them!

CANCER

Single and ready to mingle Cancer? Look no further than the local coffee shop! Chat up that cutie that you see on the reg and ask them what their drink of choice is! You’re feeling extra confident this week so get out there and meet your special someone!

LEO

You’ll find yourself in an intense mood this week Leo. People will feel you staring holes through their heads and running from you. Take a moment to reflect on why you’re emotions are running high. It’s okay to admit that you drove to Chickfila on a Sunday.

VIRGO

The moon is centered with Mars this week Virgo giving you time to reflect on your relationships. If your partner likes to throw trash on the ground instead of throwing it in the designated trash can then throw that person away. If they treat the Earth like trash they prob treat you like trash too.

LIBRA

The Moon enters a new phase, inspiring you to travel and learn new things Libra. You’re connecting with interesting people, but watch out for the ones with androids. Big surprises could take place this weekend regarding a friend with a pop socket.

SCORPIO

The Moon is tilted 23 degrees to the right. Which is encouraging you to tackle your to-do list just watch out for some obstacles around communication. Unexpected flare-ups surface in your relationships this weekend thanks to two stars arguing.

SAGITTARIUS

The stars encourage you to branch out beyond your usual routine Sagittarius. You might be feeling a little stuck lately on the mundane. This weekend brings you an extra dose of fun, flirtation and creativity! Talk to the cutie in the coffee shot! Find out what their go to order is and try it out!

CAPRICORN

Avoid signing contracts or making important decision for the time being Capricorn. The sun and moon are in a disgreement whose cooler and that is causing disruptions in your life. This weekend reminds us to step into our power but don’t go overboard. Maybe just take power over your life.

AQUARIUS

Club Penguin will spiritually change you this week Aquarius. We suggest reviving that old love for the game and test your skills on the sled racing courses. The weekend have a good heart to heart with a close friend, there might be something on their mind.

PISCES

If you were a mermaid Pisces you would be a fantastic seahorse trainer. But you are not a mermaid and cannot legally purchase seahorses. We suggest to go horseback riding and learn how to care for a real horse. The stars encourage you to go out of your comfort zone this weekend, you might find a new crew of friends in the process.

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