Spring break doesn’t stop the stars from causing chaos dear star children! Read more about how the neptune clashing with mercury will impact your week.
ARIES
Disconnect from social media for a little while Aries. The universe sees you’re developing carpal tunnel from all the swiping you do on Twitter. The stars suggest writing your thoughts instead of tweeting them.
TAURUS
You are feeling extra productive this week Taurus! Good for you! Get that spring cleaning out of the way now. Reward yourself with an iced coffee with friends this weekend.
GEMINI
Have you been neglecting a part of your life Gemini? Has your schedule, school work and extra curricular activities been distracting you from something important in your life? Make sure you change your sheets dear star child. You have put it off for too long.
CANCER
Someone in your life needs help Cancer. Please don’t hesitate to correct their use of there/their/they’re. It’s upsetting everyone and you’re wisdom is also trusted by those close to you.
LEO
Nutella sandwiches will spiritually change you this week Leo. Try new flavors and try them with different breakfast foods. You will turn into the ultimate Nutella cuisine critique. Have a cook off this weekend with friends.
VIRGO
It’s time to stop listening to Post Malone and Drake break up songs Virgo. We suggest going out with your friends this weekend to a new club or new bar. It’s a wonderful time to get social and flirt it up! Don’t be afraid of getting back out there.
LIBRA
Fairy Tales come true for you this week Libra! The love of your life will ride through campus in a horsepower car, not on a horse but close enough! Watch out for the man with the eyepatch he will try to deceive you.
SCORPIO
The stars suggest wearing rose quartz this week Scorpio. It will ward off the negative energy someone you are close to is putting off. Try to sing them the Happy song by Pharrell. By the weekend, you will need a break from socializing. Have a self care day.
SAGITTARIUS
Your head is in the clouds this week Sagittarius. Make sure you aren’t stuck in your own world during a serious conversation. The universe sees awkward situations approaching if you are unable to focus on the deep feelings topic your friends are having.
CAPRICORN
If you were a mermaid Capricorn you would be a fantastic seahorse trainer. But you are not a mermaid and cannot legally purchase seahorses. We suggest to go horseback riding and learn how to care for a real horse.
AQUARIUS
You are naturally an attentive sign Aquarius. Someone your close to will try to fake happy this week but you will catch on. Make sure you check on your friends. They might need your wisdom. Over the weekend say yes to spontaneous plans, these will be memories to last a lifetime.
PISCES
Collecting the tears of your ex lovers might be like a victory Pisces but it’s also quite odd. On behalf of the universe we ask that you stop. Try collecting normal things like stamps. The post office is full of fun Marvel characters.
