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Weekly Horoscopes


This week’s horoscopes are focusing on quotes from FRIENDS (the sitcom) that describe you based on your astrology sign. 

ARIES

“How you doin’?” – Joey 

TAURUS

“Shut Up! Shut Up! Shut up!” – Chandler

GEMINI

“I wish I could, but I don’t want to.” – Phoebe

CANCER

“If you’re gonna make me choose between you and the hat, I choose the hat.” – Joey 

LEO

“It’s like all my life everyone’s told me, ‘You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe!’” – Rachel

VIRGO

“Oh. My. God.” – Janice 

LIBRA

“PIVOT” – Ross

SCORPIO

“You can’t just give up. Is that what a dinosaur would do?” – Joey

SAGITTARIUS

“Come on, Ross, you’re a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper.” – Phoebe 

CAPRICORN

“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!” – Monica

AQUARIUS

“You could not be anymore wrong. You could try, but you would not be successful.” – Ross

PISCES

“WE WERE ON A BREAK!” – Ross