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Aries: There is a fine line between something that motivates you, and something that distracts you, Aries. So next time you need that pick-me-up while writing that paper, probably best to stray away from listening to your favorite song ever. Opt for some classical music. Taurus: Lack of productivity can have people feeling a bit […]
Aries: A good night’s sleep is in your future this week, Aries! Say goodbye to that weird reoccurring dream of where you only have a pen for an exam when you need a #2 pencil, and nobody will help you out. Sweet dreams! Taurus: You will make a decision that will change your entire life, […]
Aries: Life will throw some challenges at you this week, Aries. There’s a pretty good chance that you’ll have an insane craving for Chickfila. On a Sunday. That’s what nightmares are made of. Good luck making it to Monday. Taurus: Unrequited love can be a challenging thing to deal with, Taurus. But don’t worry, it’ll […]
Aries: It’s time to stop mindlessly swiping on Tinder to meet your special someone, Aries. It needs to stop, and will probably not give you the results you’re hoping for. Have you thought of going on a blind date? Taurus: You will learn a hard lesson this week, Taurus. Your significant other has no desire […]
Aries: Looks like you’ll be going on a cleaning spree this week, Aries. Just think of it as a new year, new you type of thing. As you will find out, yes, you actually can wash your comforter. The next step is to actually make your bed. Taurus: It may be a new year, Taurus, […]
