NOVEMBER 5-9
ARIES – You are made of lava dear Aries. So when someone says “the floor is lava” on Thursday, melt into the floor. You have won the floor is lava game for now and always.
TAURUS – You are made of turkey bacon Taurus. If you are a vegan I am sorry. You are what you don’t eat in this situation.
GEMINI – Gemini you are made of apple slices and nutella. Sweet and healthy.
CANCER – You are made of tears cancer. You’re so emotional please get a grip.
LEO – You are made of sunshine Leo. Shine bright like a diamond should be your go to song this week.
VIRGO – You are made of bleach and Clorox wipes dear Virgo. You really need to stop cleaning things, it’s starting to affect your health breathing all those products.
LIBRA – You are made of medium roast coffee Libra. Always so full of energy and eye twitches.
SCORPIO – You are made of nirvana Scorpio. You also smell like teen spirit so you might need a shower.
SAGITTARIUS – You are made of snow globes and jewelry box music Sagittarius. It’s cute and eerie at the same time.
CAPRICORN – You are made of Olive Garden breadsticks and salad dressing Capricorn. Maybe you should chill on the OG for a bit.
AQUARIUS – You are made of wildflowers Aquarius. Keep blooming and growing your beauty.
PISCES – You are made of ocean waves and sandy beaches Pisces. We are all jealous of your wandering heart.
