With October in full swing and the colder weather beginning, we are now in a special type of season: cuffing season. Large amounts of single students are now utilizing Tinder, an online app that matches you with other singles, to find that special someone for the approaching holiday season. Tinder allows for strangers to begin talking to each other by sending an initial message; that is where things can get rather spooky.
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Here are thirteen odd, spooky Tinder messages you may receive this cuffing season:
- “Damn babe, are you registered to vote?”
Important questions are being asked here, especially with election day coming up.
- “Hey I’m a bit of a ginger, may steal your soul. Proceed with caution.”
Spooky because I would like to keep my soul. Thanks for the warning.
- “Did you fart because you blew me away?”
This is like some sort of advanced dad joke: spooky but enjoyable.
- “Jesus told me we should get freaky.”
I am curious about what else Jesus told you. He should have told you this pick-up line wouldn’t work.
- “I want to smear you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado.”
Uh, no. Just no.
- “Hello please don’t have emotional trauma”
This is an odd way to start a conversation but it surely cuts to the chase.
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- “My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I will make an exception for you.”
Your mom always knows best.
- “Did you fall from a vending machine? Cuz you a snack.”
AMUSED.
- “Did it hurt when you fell from Tennessee.”
I have to commend this one for the effort. You tried. You were close but this was so much better than if you had actually gotten this pick-up line correct.
- “Girl you are hotter than Chicago in 1871.”
Wow, comparing someone to the Chicago Fire of 1871. Someone knows their history but it’s a bit spooky that they would say this.
- “Nice butt lol”
Hello to you too.
- “On a scale of 1 to Little Caesars, how hot and ready are you?”
LOL.
- “Hey I heard you were looking for a stud, well I’ve got the STD now all I need is U.”
Saved the spookiest for last. This is creative but, ew.
