NOVEMBER 12-16
ARIES – Collecting the tears of your ex-lovers might be like a victory Aries but it’s also quite odd. On behalf of the universe, we ask that you stop. Try collecting normal things like stamps. The post office is full of fun Marvel characters.
TAURUS – You are naturally an attentive sign Taurus. Someone you’re close to will try to fake happy this week but you will catch on. Make sure you check on your friends. They might need your wisdom.
GEMINI – If you were a mermaid Gemini you would be a fantastic seahorse trainer. But you are not a mermaid and cannot legally purchase seahorses. We suggest to go horseback riding and learn how to care for a real horse.
CANCER – Your head is in the clouds this week Cancer. Make sure you aren’t stuck in your own world for lecture though. Go outside after class and enjoy the sky. Your exam score will need your attention in class.
LEO – The stars suggest wearing rose quartz this week Leo. It will ward off the negative energy someone you are close to is putting off. Try to sing them the Happy song by Pharrell.
VIRGO – Fairy Tales come true for you this week Virgo! The love of your life will ride through campus in a horsepower car; not on a horse but close enough! Watch out for the man with the eyepatch, he will try to deceive you.
LIBRA – It’s time to stop listening to Post Malone and Drake break up songs Libra. We suggest going out with your friends this weekend to a new club or new bar. It’s a wonderful time to get social and flirt it up! Don’t be afraid of getting back out there.
SCORPIO – Pop tarts will spiritually change you this week Scorpio. Try new flavors and try them with different breakfast foods. You will turn into a Pop Tart critique. We suggest seeking the guidance of the Poptropica Gods. They will help you on your quest.
SAGITTARIUS – Someone in your life needs help Sagittarius. Please don’t hesitate to correct their use of there/their/they’re. It’s upsetting everyone and your wisdom is also trusted by those close to you.
CAPRICORN – Have you been neglecting a part of your life Capricorn? Have your schedule, school work and extra curricular activities been distracting you from something important in your life? Make sure you change your sheets dear goat. You have put it off for too long.
AQUARIUS – You are feeling extra productive this week Aquarius! Good for you! Get that Christmas shopping out of the way now and you can relax and people watch as the holidays get closer. Watch the disaster of Black Friday from your favorite coffee shop.
PISCES – Disconnect from social media for a little while Pisces. We think you’re developing carpal tunnel from all the swiping you do on Twitter.
