The universe has watched you wander recently, maybe even question pieces of who you are in the last few weeks. Good things are coming dear. But what do the stars have in store for you this week? Read here to find out.
ARIES
Words are kinda difficult right now Aries. The stars know you are struggling with putting your emotions and thoughts into sentences. We suggest only communicating in emojis this week. Better yet use Bitmoji. It’s basically you reenacting the emoji in cute outfits
TAURUS
Searching for new genre of music Taurus? We suggest trying classic rock music. Shake up your routine a little with some Lynyrd Skynyrd and Led Zeppelin. Boost your bass!
GEMINI
The stars suggest quoting the Office for the rest of the week. You are now named Dwight and this is your week to pull your best knowledge of the show into your life.
CANCER
You have been investing into too many subscription boxes lately Cancer. We know the world is big scary place but there is more to life than blogging about your recent unboxing. Try Meijer or Walmart. The items there will surprise you just as much as a box.
LEO
Have you been needing to start a swear jar Leo? Start replacing swear words with strange overly large words no one knows. Like adomania or kairosclerosis. Happy googling!
VIRGO
Stop describing memes in social situations Virgo. We get it, your angry Arthur clenched fist when someone says something offensive. Just act normal instead of a real life timeline.
LIBRA
Compliment and spread happiness today dear Libra and the universe will reward you! For every smile you give someone else it will be reciprocated. Make the world a little happier today.
SCORPIO
Going out on Wednesday is a bad idea this week Scorpio. Mostly because you go out every single night. We do not understand how you can afford it. Take Wednesday off from social activities and spend time with your pet fish. He misses you.
SAGITTARIUS
Drinking energy drinks and coffee at the same time is not only unhealthy but a bad decision Sagittarius. We suggest drinking water and detoxing. You shouldn’t be talking that fast.
CAPRICORN
Reward yourself for your efforts this semester Capricorn! Get yourself some ice cream and a gold sticker! You deserve it for all your hard work.
AQUARIUS
Looking for a good distraction from your personal life this week Aquarius? Take up learning a language! The stars think you should learn Portuguese. Why you might ask, because it’s unique and a good way to start a fun dinner conversation.
PISCES
You will be feeling a little psychic this week Picces. Consider this a gift from the universe so you are aware that you should go to class. You will see visions of doing better on that test if you are present.
